About French Onion Soup
If this humble website serves any purpose, it’s to bring laughter into the monotony of life. The shelves of every Drug Mart are packed with magazines that tell you how to loose weight, look better, or cook like a respectable country wife. We get screamed at every day with unwarranted advice on how to improve. French Onion Soup does the exact opposite. Hopefully you will find nothing of value in the form of tips, tricks, and opinions. Everything that we put out makes fun of other publications, blogs, and “lifestyle gurus.” Those people are full of it.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who runs French Onion Soup? We prefer to remain anonymous, because there's a lot of mean people out there and these days, everyone gets offended. All you need to know is that we give about 43% effort to everything we do, and we're 67% proud of the work we put out.
Why is it called French Onion Soup? This started as a college project to create something that included the words French Onion Soup. And the result was a satirical magazine that made people chuckle. And if we're honest, in an age where everyone has a platform to say their stupid thoughts, we wanted to scream our stupid thoughts out into the void as well.
I saw a typo or mistake. What should I do? Keep it to yourself. No one likes a critic.
Is this supposed to be funny? 39% of the population takes everything seriously, especially numbers and stats that people throw out there. In case you're one of the 72% who can't take a joke, we'll be honest for once. Everything on this site is thoroughly research and rooted in truth. We never exaggerate, jest, mock, or make up.