The Best 5 Breakfast Foods To Start Your Day
In order to give your day the best chance at being anything more than mediocre, we present the 5 best foods to stuff in your grumpy gullet.
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Our absolute hatred of Instagram "influencers." The accolades they get all day really grinds our gears.
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The hope that one day, Tilda Swinton might stumble upon our humble musings.
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We had an idea of making a "baked bean bag," which is a bean bag chair filled with baked beans. Not enough people have heard of this idea, so we started this publication to spread the word.
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Screaming into the void of the internet has given other people the semblance of purpose, and we thought we might tap into that a bit.