What To Do To Get Your Dream Girl
Your identity is defined by your relationship status, so here's our exhaustively not-researched tips on how to land the girl of your...
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Our absolute hatred of Instagram "influencers." The accolades they get all day really grinds our gears.
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The hope that one day, Tilda Swinton might stumble upon our humble musings.
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We had an idea of making a "baked bean bag," which is a bean bag chair filled with baked beans. Not enough people have heard of this idea, so we started this publication to spread the word.
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Screaming into the void of the internet has given other people the semblance of purpose, and we thought we might tap into that a bit.