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Our Staff's Monthly
Uplifting Quote

"No one sees your true potential better than your mother-in-law. And no one will be more vocal about how you haven't reached it yet."

- Snooki

4 Things That Are Motivating The Writing Staff Right Now

1.

Our absolute hatred of Instagram "influencers." The accolades they get all day really grinds our gears.

2.

The hope that one day, Tilda Swinton might stumble upon our humble musings.

3.

We had an idea of making a "baked bean bag," which is a bean bag chair filled with baked beans. Not enough people have heard of this idea, so we started this publication to spread the word.

4.

Screaming into the void of the internet has given other people the semblance of purpose, and we thought we might tap into that a bit. 

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